Golden Haircut

When Hayley gets her haircut, she makes damn-well sure that it is golden and by golden she means awesome!

Today is golden haircut day! May all the unicorns in the world weep with envy.

Boysenberry Yogurt

This morning, Hayley took a bath in boysenberry yogurt. It made her skin feel very soft--it's something about the combination of probiotics and natural dye from the boysenberry juice. One would think that boysenberry juice would turn one's skin purplish, but it doesn't if you're Hayley. She's too awesome to turn purplish.

After her boysenberry bath, Daniel Day Lewis called Hayley to tell her how awesome he thought she is/was/will always be and begged her to play Ezra Pound in her play. She said she'd think about it, as she's also received similar phone calls from John Malkovich, Sean Penn, and strangely Melanie Griffiths. Obviously, Hayley told Melanie Griffiths that she wasn't right for the role, because she isn't poetic and he lips are too bee-stung. Hayley was, however, very complimentary about Ms. Griffith's role in the most recent film adaptation of Lolita. Hayley likes to give compliments, it's one of many reasons she's so awesome.

As soon as she'd finished discussing Ezra Pound with Daniel Day Lewis, Hayley bought a few bunches of red tulips, which she will eat for lunch. Eating red tulips is very good for one's heart. Not only do they promote vitality, but romance as well. And if there's one thing Hayley is awesome at, it's romance. More on that subject later.

To be continued...